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I’m well within my rights to use the word BITCH. If you don’t like it, that’s not my motherfucking problem. Now here’s some BITCH gif spam.
- Person: Your music taste is shit.
- Me: Shhh do you hear that?
- Person: Hear what?
- Me: It's the winds of me not giving a fuck
- Me: (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ・。*。✧・゜゜・。✧。*・゜゜・✧。・゜゜・。*。・゜*
I swearrrrrrrrrrrrrr I’ll love you fo’evuh.
- Kid wearing a Batman shirt: *standing in the middle of the aisle and sees me, places his fists on his hips and looks at me* Batwoman.
- Me, also wearing a Batman shirt: Batman.
- Kid: Are you keeping Gotham safe?
- Me: Yes. Have you captured the Joker?
- Kid: Not yet, but soon. Keep up the good work. *he spins around quickly and runs the other direction*
Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY)
So……….did he skip Civics or……..?
Someone needs a dictionary.
This guy is laughably stupid. Like straight up stupid in the most literal definition of the term.
To become an elected official in the US, you should be required to get at least a 90% on an exam about your local, state, and national government. Get below a 90% and you cannot hold office. This should become law.
Oh, if he hadn’t been born in the U.S., he would never be able to become a citizen.
Everything this little chain does is magic.
Also I’m crying on the inside because holy stupid.
We have a Constitutional Law President… and the SCOTUS whose sole purpose is to maintain the constitutionality of… you know what? I can’t with the rampant stupidity.
When someone says they’re about to hit you. Cross your fingers and close your eyes and look at the sky and breathe then open your eyes and uncross your fingers and look at the person and when the person is like “What was that all about?”, just say “I was just wishing a nigga would.”