CAU Homecoming 2012
http://t.co/m2wrBGsh #AlumniEncore #DiamondsofAtlanta #EGO
September 2012
2 posts
CAU Homecoming 2012
http://t.co/m2wrBGsh #AlumniEncore
July 2012
29 posts
hello world.
my friends are ratchet.
tis all.
YOU DAMN SKIPPY
lmfaoooo, ladies & gentle folk. point proven
I’m well within my rights to use the word BITCH. If you don’t like it, that’s not my motherfucking problem. Now here’s some BITCH gif spam.
- Person: Your music taste is shit.
- Me: Shhh do you hear that?
- Person: Hear what?
- Me: It's the winds of me not giving a fuck
- Me: (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ・。*。✧・゜゜・。✧。*・゜゜・✧。・゜゜・。*。・゜*
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“I dreamt that I could paint you with words, but there were no colors bright enough, black or white enough, blue or green enough…they didn’t mean enough.”
—Mos Def (via therapyofthemind)
...if anyone knows where I can watch Passions online...
I swearrrrrrrrrrrrrr I’ll love you fo’evuh.
I just had the greatest moment ever with a little kid at the grocery store
- Kid wearing a Batman shirt: *standing in the middle of the aisle and sees me, places his fists on his hips and looks at me* Batwoman.
- Me, also wearing a Batman shirt: Batman.
- Kid: Are you keeping Gotham safe?
- Me: Yes. Have you captured the Joker?
- Kid: Not yet, but soon. Keep up the good work. *he spins around quickly and runs the other direction*
June 2012
163 posts
“Just because a couple people on the Supreme Court declare something to be ‘constitutional’ does not make it so. The whole thing remains unconstitutional.”
—
Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY)
#nope #that’s pretty much what it does
(via agent355)
So……….did he skip Civics or……..?
(via kyssthis16)
Someone needs a dictionary.
(via dolphinsuspicious)
This guy is laughably stupid. Like straight up stupid in the most literal definition of the term.
(via thedisgruntledgradstudent)
To become an elected official in the US, you should be required to get at least a 90% on an exam about your local, state, and national government. Get below a 90% and you cannot hold office. This should become law.
(via historicalslut)
Oh, if he hadn’t been born in the U.S., he would never be able to become a citizen.
(via bulletinaweave)
Everything this little chain does is magic.
Also I’m crying on the inside because holy stupid.
(via haygirlhay)
We have a Constitutional Law President… and the SCOTUS whose sole purpose is to maintain the constitutionality of… you know what? I can’t with the rampant stupidity.
(via str8nochaser)
So I hear Obamacare passed.
And a whole load of Republicans are threatening to move to Canada in light of this?
Should- should somebody tell them?
No, no, no. Let’s let it be a surprise.
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0:51
When someone says they’re about to hit you. Cross your fingers and close your eyes and look at the sky and breathe then open your eyes and uncross your fingers and look at the person and when the person is like “What was that all about?”, just say “I was just wishing a nigga would.”
